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[MovieGuy]

My head hurts.

I saved it as 104 - Finding Nate D. (Part II) now I have to edit 103 - Finding Nate D. and add it to the end.

Damn you people and your confusing production code system

[marcus]

Well, I think it's long enough to be ep 4 just continuing ep 3.
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[marcus]

The Leftovers. - Episode 5: Liz the Criminal.

“Okay, this is Liz’s house.” said Marcus, staring up at an ugly old grey house. He looked back at the directory book. “Hmm…this can’t be right.” He looked around. “There’s no way Liz could live in a place like this.”

“Well, it’s worth checking!” said Vicky. She walked forwards then looked back. “Steph, you stay here! We need you to guard Nate to make sure he doesn’t get away!”

“Okay.” said Steph. She looked into the boot of the car. Nate was sitting there, making a toy out of a pile of forks and napkins that he had found in the car.

“What the hell is that?” asked Steph.

“What does it look like?” asked Nate, rolling his eyes.

“Umm…” said Steph. “I have no idea…”

“It’s a plane, Steph!” snapped Nate. “Duh!” Steph looked at him and scratched her head.


“Excuse me, does Liz live here?” asked Vicky, as a man with long hair and sunglasses opened the door. He smelt strongly of body odour and smoke.

“No, man…” said the man. “She left months ago! I bought the house from her for twenty bucks!”

“What the…why would she just leave and sell her house for twenty bucks?” asked Marcus, confused.

“ ‘Cos she’s on the run from the law, dude…” said the hippy. “She’s a robber!”

“I think we’ve got the wrong Liz…” said Marcus.

“No! Wait!” replied Vicky. “Look!” She pointed towards a photograph on a table. It was a picture of Liz as a teenager, making a weird face. They had seen the photo years ago, back in the Spam thread.

“Oh my god…” said Marcus. “This is really where she lived…but…how can Liz be a criminal?”

“Dude, I understand how you feel…” said the hippy, putting his arm around Marcus, who immediately took it off him. “Let’s go inside and discuss this over a nice bag of weed…”

“Err, we’d love to but we’d better be going…” said Vicky, getting scared. She quickly ran off, with Marcus following her.


“Nate, it looks nothing like a plane!” argued Steph, rolling her eyes.

“For the thousandth time, it’s a fantasy plane!” snapped Nate. “It’s supposed to look different to normal ones!”

“I’ve never heard of a fantasy plane.” replied Steph.

“Exactly! Because they’re fantasy!” said Nate. “Grr!”

Just when Steph was about to argue back, a gun went off. It hit the side of the car.

“Ahh!!!” screamed Steph.

“Oh, no!” said Nate. “It’s those guys that I lost polka to!”

“Oh, god…” said Steph, hiding behind the car.

“There’s no use hiding!” yelled a deep, loud voice. “We’ve already seen you!”

“Give us the money!” yelled a girl’s voice.

“Uhh…” said Nate, sitting in the boot. “I don’t have any money…but I can give you a model of a fantasy-plane…”

“What’s a fantasy plane?” asked the man’s voice.

“A plane made from the imagination!” growled Nate angrily.

“That’s stupid.” said the girl. “Just give us the money or we’ll kill ya!” They began to walk closer to the car.

“Wait!” yelled Steph, jumping up from behind the car. “You can’t--” she trailed off. She stared at the girl who had the big gun in her hand. The girl stared back. “Liz?!?” asked Steph in shock.

“Steph?” asked Liz. “Oh my god!”

“You’re the one who Nate owes money to?” asked Steph.

“Well, yeah…but Nate didn’t recognise me when we were playing polka.” replied Liz, rolling her eyes.

“He was probably drunk…” said Steph. They were now talking like ordinary people. Suddenly Steph remembered what Liz was doing there. “Since when do you gamble?” she demanded.

“Since I was allowed to go into casinos.” replied Liz guiltily. “Sorry, Steph. I have nothing against you or Nate, but if he hasn’t got the money…it leaves me no choice.” She held up the gun, and Steph stared, still shocked that Liz, the one who had seemed the least likely to ever gamble even once, was now going to murder Nate if he didn’t give her the money he had bet. She covered her eyes as Liz got closer to the boot of the car, but suddenly everything went silent.

“Oh my god…” said Liz silently.

“What?” the man asked.

“He’s gone!” said Liz.

Steph uncovered her eyes. “Oh crap!” she said, looking at the empty boot that had nothing but a few pieces of rope and a so-called ‘mystery-plane’ in there. “He untied himself!” she screamed.

“Darn it!” yelled Liz. “We’ve gotta go track him down…and kill him!”

“Not so fast!” yelled Vicky. She had run over, and punched the man who was friends with Liz in the face.

Marcus ran over behind Liz. He sighed. “Sorry, Liz.” he said, then punched her in the head too.

The three of them stared at Liz’s unconscious body. “What do we do?” asked Steph. “Should we take her with us and try to set her straight?”

“No.” said Marcus. “Not now. Right now we have to go get Nate.” He rushed over to the car with the others then started driving fast on a desert road.

“Look!” said Steph. “There’s some footprints in the sand, over there!”

“Oh yeah!” said Marcus. He turned the car to the side of the road and followed the tracks.

Nate could hear the sound of a car coming towards him. “Oh, no!” he yelled, running faster.

“There! I can see him!” said Vicky.

“He’s getting away, step on it!” screamed Steph. Marcus went as fast as he could go without everything seeming blurry. They were really catching up to him now. Nate looked behind him. He ran off to the side, where there was a big forest of trees. The car couldn’t get through.

“Darn it!” yelled Marcus. “Okay, we’ll have to get out!” They all got out of the car and started chasing Nate. Marcus ran out of breath nearly straight away and fell to the ground while the others kept on running.

Vicky ran even faster, very close to Nate now. “Nate!” she shouted. “Please come back!”

“NO!” Nate shouted, looking behind him at Vicky. While he was looking at her, he tripped over a rock, and landed in a pond. He rolled his eyes in anger.


Marcus stood next to the car. Vicky and Steph came towards him, holding Nate by the arms.

“Uhh…” said Marcus. “Sorry I ran out of breath so quickly…I suck at running.”

“That’s okay.” laughed Steph. “Vicky got him.”

“Great.” said Marcus. He walked over to the boot and opened it up. “Hey!” he exclaimed. “There’s a fantasy-plane in here!”

“You know what it is?” asked Steph, amazed.

“Yeah, Ofcourse!” laughed Marcus. “Who on Earth doesn’t?”

Steph and Vicky stared at Marcus, confused. “Okay…” said Vicky. She walked with Nate over to the boot and threw him in with Steph’s help.

“I’ll get you guys one day, you--” began Nate. The boot shut closed. They drove back over to Liz’s old house.

Vicky stepped out of the car. “They’re gone.” she said, looking around to see that Liz and her friend had left.

“Don’t worry.” said Steph. “They’re bound to come after us again as long as we still have Nate with us.”

“Okay.” said Vicky. “So where are we headed next?”

“We’re gonna go get Colin.” grinned Marcus, and the three of them got into the car.

“I know you can hear me, you stupid lunatics!” yelled Nate in the boot. “Let me out!!!”

“I’m gonna turn the radio on.” said Steph, turning it up to full blast so they couldn’t hear Nate’s ranting. One of Madonna’s new songs came on, called “Seventy Is Sexy.”

“God, Madonna needs to accept the fact that she’s old and ugly now!” said Marcus, rolling his eyes. The others nodded and the car drove off down the road. They were ready to continue this great adventure.

TO BE CONTINUED…
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[MovieGuy]

GAH! My head hurts so bad.Do I save this as 105 and get Steph's part of the Nate and make it 104?!


Other than that, LMFAO! Awesome. I think you guys should pick up the hippy and he can drive around with you. Great character there.

[marcus]

Yeah we decided Steph's episode was ep 4.

Thanks MG. We'll see about the hippy, maybe he could get a spin-off.
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[MovieGuy]

Good

A spinoff... with Boone!

[marcus]

"The Leftover Adventures of Boone and the Hippy Guy."
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[Fan4Lost]

Love it Gerbil!! I'm really having fun writing this with you. Haha! I'm going to write Colin's ep!

[marcus]

Thanks Steph. I'm sure you'll do a great job with Colin's ep.
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[Polarbear]

Poor Liz.. Marcus you girl basher you! Also you did a vid to a Madonna song lol She's too old right now! I'd take her over Cher anyday though
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[marcus]

Why does it matter I did a vid to a Madonna song? She gets good songs she just needs to learn she's not young anymore.
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[Fan4Lost]

Episode Six – The Colinator



It wasn’t difficult finding Colin since he had stayed in his hometown in Colorado. The drive was unbearable though with Nate yelling in the boot the whole time but they managed with lots of loud music and beer.

“This is it,” said Marcus pulling into the driveway. “I wonder if he’s home.”

There was collective awe in the group as they examined Colin’s massive fortress. It had a moat and drawbridge, turrets, a catwalk and a tower at each corner. The whole thing was built out of large grey stones and it was impressive how long it must have taken to design it.

“Holy crap,” Vicky said blinking noticeably. “He must have made some serious cash doing whatever he did.”

“You ain’t kidding,” Steph muttered. “I always knew he would,” she gloated with a smile.

They all stood there staring in amazement when suddenly Nate thumped in the boot of the car. “Lemme out!!” he cried.

Steph sighed deeply and rolled her eyes. “What a pain in the ass,” she mumbled walking over to let him out.

Vicky and Marcus just stood there as a man came walking towards them from the house. “What do you want,” he said stopping before them holding a lantern.

“We’re looking for MG,” Marcus said.

“I’m MG,” he replied holding the lantern up so they could see his face better.

“Colinator!” Steph screamed letting Nate fall to the ground flat on his face. She ran up and threw her arms around him squeezing him tightly. “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

“Steph, stop!” he said trying to shove her away. “You’re suffocating me.”

When she finally did let go he turned to the others with a smile. “What are you guys doing here?” he asked with astonishment.

“We’re rounding everyone up from the old spam days,” Marcus said. “We want everyone to start spamming again. We miss you guys.”

“Whoa, it’s been years since I’ve been online,” he said shaking his head.

Nate came stumbling forward his hands still tied in front of him. “Well, well, if it isn’t Colin,” Nate said with a smirk.

“Nate,” Colin replied with a sneer. Then he walked up to Nate and punched him square in the face, Nate falling to the ground again.

“What the hell was that for?” Nate said rubbing his jaw.

“One, because you’re a sissy bitch and two, because I always wanted to,” he stated with a satisfied smile. They all just stared down at Nate lying on the ground like a punk and laughed.

“So, are you gonna start spamming again?” Marcus asked with hope.

“I don’t know,” Colin said. “Maybe if you help me with something, I might have some free time.”

“What’s that?” asked Vicky.

“Well, I seem to have this little problem inside my house,” he said motioning them to follow him.

They all followed him, Steph dragging Nate behind her like the dog he was. “You see, I was fooling around with some ideas I’ve had brewing in my mind for a while and I accidentally discovered something,” Colin explained as they walked down some spiraling stairs and into a room looking similar to a dungeon.

“What is this place?” Vicky whispered.

“It’s my lab,” Colin informed her. “I conduct many of my experiments down here. Only problem is, when you’re a mistunderstood genius like me, people don’t take you very seriously. It took me years to gain credibility in the community, but it was worth it. I make heaps of cash selling my ideas to these schmucks around here.”

“So wait,” Steph interrupted. “You said you accidentally discovered something.”

“Oh yeah, it’s over here,” he said motioning them over to a remote area which was completely encased by plastic. “This is what I found.”

They all stared at it through the plastic unable to understand what it was or why it was there. On the stone floor of the lab was an opening about ten feet wide, like a tear in the rock and it was glowing hot. Vapors were coming out of it as if it were boiling beneath.

“What the hell is that?” Marcus asked confused.

“It’s a gateway,” Colin stated plainly. “I originally thought it may be a unstable crack in the earth’s crust that just happened to make it’s way up here but something strange happened last night though. A tiny creature crawled out. He’s harmless but I still don’t know what to make of him. He spoke to me; he told me that I have to close the hole or it means our impending doom.”

“This is insane!” cried Nate. “I want to go home!"

“Shut up!” they all yelled at the same time, and Steph slapped him across the face.

“So, where is this creature now?” Steph asked very intrigued by Colin’s words.

“He’s right behind you,” he said pointing to the floor just behind Steph. She froze unable to move, afraid of what she would see standing behind her.

“Oh my God!” Marcus exclaimed.

“It cant be!” Vicky cried holding her cheeks in her hands.

“Yuri!” Nate cried rushing towards the little Asian baby. “Where have you been?” he asked picking him up in his arms.

“You are all in danger,” the little guy said. “In five minutes, all of hell will burst fourth from that hole and if you don’t close it, judgment day will be upon us.”

“Are you serious?” Steph asked her eyes wide with confusion.

“Don’t question me, woman!” Yuri hoarsely whispered. “The one who opened it must sacrifice something to close it again.”

“But sacrifice what?” Colin asked stepping forward.

“There,” he rasped lowly pointing to Colin’s chest. “It lies within.”

“His chest hair?” Steph asked still confused.

“Shut up!” they all yelled but this time at Steph.

Colin patted his shirt until he finally realized what the little guy was talking about. He pulled an envelope out of his pocket and held it up. “This?” he asked making a weird face.

“It is the only way,” Yuri stated still in Nate’s arms. “Throw it into the hole, now!”

“But it’s the only copy in existence!” Colin said clutching it tightly to his chest.

“Do it or we will all die!” Yuri said with despair.

Colin knelt down beside the hole and held the envelope tightly in his hands. Marcus could see the pain in his eyes and knelt down beside him. “We’ll do it together,” he said placing his hand on one of the edges.

“We’ll all do it together,” Vicky said as her and Steph knelt down too.

“What is it?” Steph asked curiously.

Colin opened the flap and pulled it out. It was a tiny memory card about one inch by one inch. “It’s ‘Gilmore Girls – The Complete Series’. I’ve managed to preserve now all this time. It’s worth a fortune!”

They all stared in confusion at Colin. “Do it now!” Yuri cried as the ground began to shake.

Colin held it over the hole his hands shaking tremendously. Marcus gave Colin a beseeching glance as Steph and Vicky said words of encouragement. He didn’t want to throw it in, he had actually liked the series and it would be gone forever if he did.

Just when he was about to toss it in, the hole split open and a huge grotesque creature came bursting out, all red and fiery. They all fell backward from the force and stared up the most hideous monster they had ever seen in their lives.

“Give it to me! *gg*,” it roared.

“Oh my God! It’s Ally! Quick, give it to her!” Marcus cried.

Colin held it firmly in his hand and with all his courage tossed it into the flames at her feet. In a sudden puff of smoke, she vanished, the hole closing up before them…along with the last copy of Gilmore Girls. Steph fell forward sobbing while Vicky comforted her. Colin just stared at where the hole used to be his shock evident on his face.

“Is it over?” Marcus asked Yuri.

“It is done,” Yuri stated plainly. “You have stopped the end of the world.”

It was quiet for a while until Colin stood up. “I have some free time now to spam,” he said with a smile.

“Good, you can help us find Paul next,” Vicky said.

Steph looked over to make sure Nate was still there. “Hey guys, I’m in!” Nate exclaimed with excitement. “Now that I have Yuri back, my life doesn’t seem so crappy.”

“I guess we’re off to England then,” Colin said smiling.

“Bangers and Nash for all!” Steph yelled jumping with joy.

To Be Continued…

[MovieGuy]

lmfao.

[Polarbear]

*hides*

Cool ep. It was well written and I enjoyed the bit about the hellhole and the Yuri baby. That reminded me of Total Recall.

..but if you're that harsh on Nate and Ally I'm probably gonna get 0wned or something in the next one *meep*
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[Fan4Lost]

It's all for fun. I even poke fun at myself too in it. ie. the happy pills, the dopey demeanor...wait, thats how i really am! LMAO!